Madam Kane

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING

This is even funnier when you consider that Jupiter is the Roman name for Zeus, who canonically…is a whore and had that many children both full and demi divine

THE MOONS ARE NAMED AFTER ZEUS’S LOVERS AND AFFAIRS

Don’t forget that the Juno probe is named after Jupiter’s wife. NASA deadass sent his wife to check on his side chicks

Sometimes I purposely have headphones in with no actual music to stop people from trying to talk to me. Enraging.

if you watched Girl Meets World, Boy Meets World, or Andi Mack growing up, it gave you unrealistic expectations of friendship which is why you’re messed up and a sucker for the found family trope now

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot