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Zay: Does getting a tattoo hurt? Maya: It depends on the area. Zay: I'm from Texas.

Riley: Don't feel bad, Peaches. Maya: Don't tell me what to feel.

Zay: Do you know what today is? Smackle: Annoy Smackle day? Zay: No, silly. That's on the 15th.

Lucas: Have you never been to a therapist? Farkle: Only once. He told me "I only hear what I want to." And then he told me a bunch of stuff I didn't want to hear.

Topanga: I thought I told you to sit down. Cory: I told you that if I sit down, I'm gonna feel like I'm in trouble. Topanga: You are in trouble.

Farkle: I did it! I can't believe it! I really did it! Zay to Lucas: He keeps saying "I", but doesn't he mean "we"? Lucas: He doesn't know that word.

Lucas: This isn't fair, Mr. Matthews. You can't let this happen, sir. Cory: I know. But I'm bored now, so it looks like I probably will.

Jack, awkwardly: Sooooo, I should go. Thanks. Eric, also awkwardly: Bye, Jack. Shawn, after Jack has left: So, how was the sex? Eric: Fuck! You think anybody else knows? Shawn: I didn't know, I was just joking. Eric: Goddamnit!

Riley: That’s nice you went to support Maya. Topanga: Well, she’s like the daughter I never had. Riley: What–what about me? Topanga: Oh, you’re the daughter I did have.

Josh: Have you ever been arrested? Maya: Yeah, why? Josh: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious. Maya: Aggravated assault.

Riley: I'm sorry, Farkle. It's just a doggy-dog world. Farkle: I'm sorry, did you just say it's a "doggy-dog" world? Riley: When an award that should so clearly go to you goes to someone — Farkle: Hold on. Hold on. Doggy-dog? Oh, Riley. You just put me in a really difficult position because I need you to keep saying "doggy-dog" but it's my obligation to tell you that the expression is "dog-eat-dog." Riley: Uh, I don't think so. It's doggy-dog. Farkle: You're doubling down? Riley: Dog-eat-dog doesn't make sense. Dogs don't eat dogs. That never happens. Farkle: Then what does "doggy-dog" mean? Riley: It means, like, it's a rough world. You can be brought down so low, a dog would have you for a pet. You'd be doggy to a dog. Farkle: Okay, uh, a question comes to mind. Is English your first language?

Riley: Y'know, it used to bother me when people didn't always like me. Lucas: Oh? And now? Riley: It still does. I just wanted to hear what it sounded like in past tense.

Riley: Want to take a stab at being social? Maya: I do like stabbing.

Topanga: Do you like Jeopardy? Shawn: Can’t say I like it. It does have a way of finding me, though. And, eh, there is something invigorating about facing your own mortality. Topanga: I meant the game show. Shawn: Oh. Sure!

Missy: I hope you get run over. Maya: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Farkle: I'm not always the best at talking to women. Lucas: Or men.