You just got Holtzmann'd baby!

The political party that legalized running over protesters is appalled at this climate of political violence.

The political party that incited a violent insurrection at the nation's capital and then pardoned all the perpetrators is appalled at this climate of political violence.

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

Look how much gun violence this prevented.

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

reblog if you're literally 30+

Does 28 almost 29 count? If not, I’ll delete my reblog to keep this pure, and reblog when I’m 30 😂👍🏻

i think a cross country road trip with disposable cameras and stops at odd landmarks and quirky roadside attractions while collecting trinkets as souvenirs along the way would fix me

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

I love my mom.

i love being a 30+ woman in fandom. reblog if you also love being an old dame in fandom

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.