Sicker Than Sars, Higher Than Mars.

chubby girls who think they’re better than thin girls because “guys like thick girls” are clowns. thin girls who think they’re better than chubby girls because “guys like skinny girls” are clowns. you’re all clowns, stop letting men turn you against other women (over something so superficial and unimportant!!!). stop letting men “validate” your existence and body type. they dont care about you, they have a fetish.

Whew. A fucking worddddddddddddd.

video description: a tiny, tubby orange and white kitten is rolling around on a patterned blanket. someone approaches him with an appropriately small brush and attempts to groom him, succeeding in brushing his side and tummy but then having to field his clumsy attempts at smacking the brush. he is so cute it is criminal.

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

Franklin??????????????

The Turtle?

Kay so it’s from a satire news article.

OH THANK GOD

You know?

anyway why is archery so fucking sexy

we're all really just looking for that other dumb fuck we share our single brain cell with

Is this porn?

this nigga beat the flower pussy up

staff can u delete this please

This is wild disturbing

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

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