Mad Clapper

Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

I try my best every day to forget about england

I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND HAD TO WASH THIS PAN BY HAND TO MAKE THIS JOKE THIS DESERVES MORE THAN 17 NOTES GODDAMMIT

its not you the joke was just too cheesy 

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

yo

FOREVER REBLOG

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

Anyone know if they've ever done a fat princess?

Google should tell you if you’re the first person to ever Google something