M.U.S.E.

Missing a handprint O.o

Yes.

What are y'all allergic to I’m really curious

Blackberries

👀 THAS different I didn’t kno people were allergic to that

most nuts

stick on tattoos (like the 25¢ ones in machines)

Dang I wonder what’s in them makin u allergic cause that’s weird

The brand Chapstick, it makes my lips swell for some reason, like all other lip balms I can use but not that one

food lion chain grocery stores

STOP HOW YOU ALLERGIC TO A GROCERY STORE

You literally didn’t know what you were starting w this post and it’s fckin fantastic

Some types of weird grass that rich white people put on their lawns

This ones my new favorite @sisyphusrising

Pork products

like all makeup ever i swear to god.  pond’s cold cream too, like whatEVER my skin is such a drama queen

Shellfish, dairy products, and copper

Perfumes and red wine. I can wear the cheap synthetic Bath and Body Works sprays, but any Estee Lauder kind of stuff and I balloon. And red wine just fucks me up in bad ways.

pineapples and hydrangea flowers.

legumes, except for fermented soy, cats, grass and trees, most skin care products i guess, eggs (again, not totally sure), dust mites, and i believe im also a tinywiny bit allergic to fish and dogs. and some other shit but its irrelevant/i cant remember

all types of fur, in varying degree. Hay, almost everything you can find on a farm, almonds, hazelnuts, lactose… probably birds as well 

Horse, cow, most likely sheep and goat, and milk. 

UV light. If I get sunburn I go into anaphylactic shock.

That apple soda at Taco Bells

Maple Syrup. Also, more than a few varieties of lilies, and plants in general. The Fremont Cottonwood tree is my forever enemy.

ROSEMARY ;___; I NEARLY DIED LAST YEAR ROSEMARY!!!!!

Some really cheap, WAY off-brand laundry detergent that I don’t think is even in circulation anymore.

A ton of antibiotics, because i am apparently (pro)biotic

CATS. Cats. Strawberries if I eat too many. Apple skin makes me nauseous (which apparently is a birch pollen allergy). 

Scallops and Robitussin. Not store brand decongestant of the same type, but whatever the actual Robitussin is. This has been blind tested, by accident.

Dust mites, oranges (but I ignore that one becauseI like them more than I react), various pollens, bananas, sweet potatoes, eggplant, squash, nickel, and chromate.

Nothing serious, but maybe kiwi. It might not even be anything.

Chain Italian restaurants! I don’t know how. But every time I set foot in an Olive Garden or Johnny Carino’s, I get so nauseous I have to leave before I can even have food, or I’ll get sick. Also, I’m mildly allergic to bananas, most melons, avocados, and tomatoes, not that that will ever stop me from eating them.

Marijuana.  The one time I went into a pot store ‘real quick, within 5 minutes my lungs were on fire, I felt like I was going to throw up, and I nearly passed out.  

Lack of sex.

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Today’s theme: Sexy Bunnies Sir

LDV