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THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE

THOMAS HONESTLY

YES THIS IS PERFECT

Your Spanish is beautifully done!

Thank you so much!!!! It took me a bit cause I wanted the pronunciation to be as good as I possibly could do it!!

Treating strippers like prospective dates is like treating your therapist like a prospective friend. Your therapist has no intention of being your friend. They are providing a service. Just like your favorite stripper has no interest in going on a date with you. Thats not the service they provide. Why are men so stupid. Its a worker/client relationship just like a therapist and their patient. Just cuz you paid me to show you my tits doesnt mean I want to show you my tits for free. It implies the opposite in fact. Ugh.

Help! I have nowhere to put my things!!!!

It’s true. We all live on the street and burn our money for warmth

And we’re dumb too so instead of paying rent we buy Louis Vuitton’s and Prada help us plz ☹️

We were brought over by the stripper stork from stripperland and when the shift ends we all crawl into our lockers and sleep like the dead until the night shift starts. Dracula is also the world’s most well hidden pimp.

“At least one of the strippers does not care if there’s a ring on it” CAROL BITCH WE ALL DONT CARE IF HES SPENDING MONEY

Can’t wait to ruin a life this weekend

“At least one” lmao I can’t get over that

Carolyn, dear, you do realized your husband walked his pasty ass on over to the club and willingly handed over that joint bank account of yours right? Just say your husband ain’t shit, piss, and go home

^^^

Loooool nobody wants your crusty ass man, Carol, we want his money! 😂 And he made the choice to show us at our place of work, but it’s OUR fault, huh? 😒

‘At least one’ omggggggg

Yo who has experience dancing abroad? Or knows someone that has? I’m going to Italy soon and hopefully some other spots and I’m curious about dancing or if it’s even worth it

Future came in to the club last night and spent $0

Fuck his hoe ass

Bitchhhh the fuckin tea

All strippers should ask him on instagram why he so stingy lmao we should do that to all celebrities that come into our clubs and don’t spend shit

Add Gucci mane, kirko bangz, and kid Cudi to the list

:O lmaoo

Look at all the men in this thread getting butthurt about strippers wanting money 😂😂😂😂

Wait, he came in again? He came in to GC once last year too and didn’t spend anything then either

That’s fire lmao.

This is about the cutest thing

preach

Muva been woke

Interviewer is a hater