sorry about my brain

related: when you think "this has Implications the author didn't think about" and then it turns out the author was thinking about them the whole time

you get me

just found out that everything that happened to me actually did shape me into who I am today. that’s crazy

This is just how it feels

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

yeah i contain multitudes. Unfortunately not in the way that is fun or marketable