❅Shimo❅

Free him.

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

"At press time, NASA astronomers had calculated that it would take them approximately 300,000 years to reach the new planet in a space capsule, but unanimously agreed that it was worth a shot rather than ‘spend another day on this stupid lump of shit.’"

Videogames: you can choose from twenty different eyelashes!!!! oh but you can’t be fat

Yeah, whine about how you can’t have a fat character that can scale walls, or sprint. Please whine more.

you’re so right kiddo….. games are very realistic……. like the parts where you die and then come back again? classic realism. 

@epicnarry: When Louis and Liam would rather sit in a carpark 5 minutes away from the airport and wait for security to open the gate then meet fans :) (2 minutes later) @epicnarry: TEJY STOPWWRC (xxx)