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Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

this is what upstairs neighbors have

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

A polling group that never read accounts of of the children were executed.

oh my god Harambe had kids?

and i'm not even living la vida loca

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success