All day, every day

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Loid Forger is up to his eyeballs in PTSD and masking the hell out of it, gets stress ulcers, and is playing 5 dimensional chess with every interaction, figuring out and counteracting both people's individual and collective motivations and weaknesses. But he's also like "ough how do i maintain a healthy and respectful fake relationship with my beautiful stacked superhuman goddess wife who misses 40% of all social cues and wears backless sweater dresses all the time. This is really tough." The character of all time.

15 year old Present Mic (Past Mic if you will) finds out about Elvis -> finds out about Elvis memes -> won't stop starting every sentence with "woah mama" ("woah mama where am I going to do my work study," etc)