Machines Will Rule The World

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

The video!!!!

"at least one"

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

Electroshocks Georg has got something going on and I don’t know if I want to know what

I hate that every time someone says “Submit” in real life my brain produces an imaginary label with the damn word in front of my eyes.

how can you put this much raw untamed power in one post

Every time I see this I think “why would this duck want to feed fish?” and then I remember that I also occasionally want to feed fish so why wouldn’t the duck?

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare