i’m thinking of beginning it all

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

i think romance and sex are different and connected and linked and dont exist

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

Check the date, any calendar

cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

[image ID: a person with a judging look saying ‘Your headcanons are not universal’ to another person in frame. end ID.]

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

[image ID: a chart that is titled ‘Stop Using Transphobic Language’. the first row reads ‘Instead of: “Sorry for misgendering you”, Say: Here’s $20’. the second row says ‘Instead of “It’s going to take a while to get used to the new name”, Say: My credit card number is…’. the third row reads ‘Instead of: i just want you to know I’m going to mess up a lot, Say: Have $40’. the fourth row reads ‘Instead of: you know this is hard for me, Say: Let me give you my wallet’. the fifth row reads ‘Instead of: I’m just grieving the loss of <deadname>, Say: Do you want my car?’. end ID.]

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11