I LOVE LARRY

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Fandom fury and a bit of bad press Forced Harry’s team to finally address Tour dates, which he posted— While Canada got ghosted, Love and Covid will soon tour the U.S.

How fortunate there are photos of her Being intimate with her new lover Just as the heartbreak of Jason (Timed with Emmy nominations) Is what’s selling his new GQ cover.

LT Numerology Edition Mystery parcels started to appear With limited-run 369 gear And 28-word note That Louis hand-wrote In this *checks notes* 28th week of the year. Shady Husbands Edition Lou sent 369 gifts at random To merch-buying members of fandom, Like Harry’s Golden campaign Cos these two share one brain And love plotting their wind-ups in tandem.

Lou went to Wembley to watch England win, Showed up with an unlucky hair trim; Football didn’t come home, Went instead to Rome— Pity the sod who’s gotta console him.

Through the footie village Lou meanders (Perhaps under alcoholic enhancers); “It’s coming home!” he cries— Just a normal guy, But a terrible, terrible dancer.

In his latest act as King of Kind, Louis is this week’s celebrity sign; He taught us the word “singer,” Accent still thick in his fingers— Ever the communications mastermind.

Yachtgate’s a sad copy of a copy But the views from today aren’t too shoddy: A sculpted back and six-pack And a freshly washed crack … Good lad, good lad, nice little body.

Lou euphorically screamed Harry’s name— Not Styles, naughty minxes, but Kane, Who, in extra time, scored, While El went ignored Till she made sure to creep into frame.

louis is MIA

louis is MIA

louis is in London

louis is in London

mention: sam fender