!Chemical Hazard!

You’ll float too.  You’ll float too.  You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too! You’ll float too! Y͞o͏u’ll ͡f͡loat ́to͢o!

Y͟o͢u'͟͝l͞͡l͞҉̴ ̵f̢͝l͢͠͡o̕͝ą͏t ͏̛t̢ơ͘ó̷̀!̀

Ỳo̧u'l̀͟l ̶̸f͢l̶͝o̵a̧t̕͏͏ t̢ò̀ò̡!

Y̸̭̲̼̞̟̘̩o̴u̶'̼̬̘̮̟̙̲͜l͈̞͖̙l͟ f̡̰̲̣l͔o̧͍̱͖a̛̜̲t ̗̜̜̜͜t̘̘o̳̱͕̱o̱̺̦̳̱̼!͍͠ Y͡ou'̨ll ̢f͞ĺo͝at t͜oo!͟ Y̵ͩ̾̏̍ǫ́̆̌̂ͣ̚̕u͑̍̄͛̋̊̏̾͜͟'͒ͪ̆̈ͩ̓̑͏͢l̴̇̅l̡̋̀ ̨͆ͧ͊ͯ̓̈ͬ̾f̢̐̏l̴̐͋̆̄͗̈́͛ǫ̴ͧ͂ͣ̉́̀ã̑͌̓͌̒̍ͪt̵͋ ̑ͯ̌̽͌͂̽́t̛ͤ̈͆ͤ̃͒ͮ͝ǫ͗̎ͨͦ͘͞oͭ̐͘!̛̎ͣ̈́ͪ̊̅ͥ͌

Y̔ͣo̞̫̫̎͑̈́͋ụ̝̗̣̯̇́ͬ͊̂̚'͔̝͉͔̺l̎̈́̽l ̻͜f̃̀l̖̱̲̹̝̮̆͢ọ͎̫̩͔́̑á̼̭͖̘͇̻̞ț̔͊̎̈̃̐͗̕ ̧ͫ̽ͤ̏t̺̭͐̈̏ͬ̅͛o̮̻̮̞̣ͮͥ̑̇̃̈̍ơ̱̺̣̌̋̽̉̌̃!͓͕̪͕̝͚̯ͣ̽͐̍ͣ

Y̒͛ͭͬ҉o͛̈́̈́̚͏͔u͇̘̞̥ͮͫͬ͗̇ͦ̌ͅ'͔̥̼̭̘͙̫͛̌l̴̤̪̤͔ͦͦ̂̑̅l̸̦̩̯̤̙̦̊̊̔͑̑ ̗̩̣͖͙̙̓̃̕ḟ͊̉͜l̯̭͚̯͉͚͋ͨ̽ͦ́ͥ͜ͅo͆̃̔͆a͊ͤ̊t̾ͯ҉̩̦̳̖̲ ̢͉̮͇͛ͬt́̅̓́̈͆͏̹̘̮̼͓o͆̋̾͋̇̅̐o̾̌̇͑͋!̠̠̠̤̬̙̳͌̾́͛̚̕

Y̶̷̺̻͙̬͉͇̆̅͜ͅO̊̿͒ͥ͆͒̅͑҉̤͕́Ù̴͖̹̯͉̅́͜'̈́̐̆҉͉͡Ḷ̛̲͇̱͈̖͓ͪͮ͐͊̂L̘͎͐ͤ͘͟ ͖͙͉̯̐ͣͧ̏ͭ͊ͬF̶̰̠̫̥͎̘̝̯̐͑ͪ̕͜Ļ̲̼͓͍̘͉̹̈́́̋̈̋ͪ̊ͨỌ͖͍̯͙́͐ͬẢ̴̼̣̺̳͓ͅT̺̝̐͋ͣ͑̾̈́̌͘ ̶̛͈̥ͦ͛ͯ͒͛̑ͤ́T̷̲̰̻̼͓̀ͤ͂̔́͡O̩̟͖ͨ̆̓̐͐̽̀O̥̗̦̫͗͑̍ͨ̈̀́̚ͅͅ!̧̱͍̪ͨ͆͋̃ͯ̎̄͂

Y͑ͬ͛͛ͦ̏͝Ȍ̥͒̌͟U̵̝̬ͦ͛̍͐'͕̖͉͖̣̭̅̓ͦ̎̉͛L̲L̆ͫ ̢̓F̬͕̌̐͡Lͯͨͯ́̏͛͑͡Oͧ͋͋ͣA̧̰̜̹̙̲͙ͧ̍͌̌̇̅T͇̻̱̜̭̀͆̒̓ͧ͌̚ ̥̜͍̮̘̅̃̔̿̿ͣT̩̟ͣͩ́OỌ̱̲͍͓̺͙̏̑̔ͪ!͎͔̲͇̇̄ͫ̓͋ͩ̾

Y̟̤̙̙̯͚̫͋ͯ̃O̦̞͖̹͕͌ͣ̅ͧͪͧ̑U̝̝̲͆͐̀͒̂̌'̤̲̙̰̿L̛̜͚͕̜̦̹̪Ļ͕̻͉̣͍ ̸̟̲̟̞̱͉ͅF̲̘̟ͨ̑͐ͫ̽̾̈́L̜͕̣͖ͬ͗́͒̇ͩ̚O̩̩͙̻̟̺̎ͅÄ̢̘̥̠͉̖̖́̎͂̃̊̀Ṭ̣̩̥̭͚̱̀ͤͤ̅̎͗̀ ̢͑T̪̱͗̇͜O̴͙͗͋̾̿̋̽̾O͚̖̱̜̺̐̃̐̂ͅ!͓̞̪̮̗͒̎ͤ͛ͭ͡

Y͍̙̖̳̙̤̮̯͗̆̒͋̍̏͜͟O̦͖͓͙̭̤͐̏ͭǓ̜̘̍ͫ̂́'͙̳̤̜̻͈̠̓͗ͣ͛͜L̘̯͍͕ͯ̾̌ͤͧ̊ͨ́L̵͎̮͎̙̤̻̑̇͆ͨ̀͜ ̶̧̳͔̣͔̌͋̾̌̀͝F̡̛͖͈͇̋ͬ̽L̎̃͂͋̌҉̸̯̣̭̘̹̬͖͜O̷̡̨̬͖̺̓̀ͨ̑̆̎̑Â̓͏̗̣̰͜͝T̨͉̳̩̻͔̟̤͗͛͌ͯͮ͊͆̓͝ ̜̯̇͐ͨ̽͂͋̍͆͘Ț̴̵̖̖͇̉̾̊ͧ̑́͐O͈̲̼̯̹̯̗̥ͫ͂̓͜͝O̻̭͍͔ͯͭͫ̎̒̈!͛̅͋̍ͩͥ̍̚͞҉̧͇̤̜̖̹̰͚͚͖

Y̷̔̾ͮ̍̑͒͏̬̜͎̼̭̫O̶̠̮̪̊̚U̵̠̼̱̳̠ͩͤ̑ͭ̄'̣̗̦͎̰͓͉̄͆ͅL͗͗҉̡̢̳̭̫̯̥̺L̥̟̜̖̖̰̈̇͘ͅͅͅ ̀͆ͤ̚͏̪̦̦͖̀͟ͅF̵̡͙̖̱̹̩̗̟̯̓̈ͫ́̇ͨ̔L̐̆͌̌ͨ̃͊̚҉͉̜̤̝̝̞O̥͙̲̼̖̪̭ͬ͐̓ͨ̀A̢̞̜ͫͪͦ̍͠T̲̗͇͑̔ͭ̈́͐ͫ̀͢ ̴̜̬̫͚̭̼́͐̄̄̏͂̀͢T̠̺͎͓̈́̔͛̈́ͤ̉͑͗ͧ͞͡Ö̵̠̯̰̠͎́̊͌ͫͦ̍̓ͅO̦̼̦̯̟̖̰͗!̏̅̏̌̏͒̈́̈ͯ͏͍̞͍̞̫̼͔̟

Y̶̛͖̰̠̳̒̊̄̍̀ͤͯͫͮͮ̽̏ͫ̓̈́̕O̴̻͕̻͇͔̬̠͖͍͔̙̼̥̯̝̾͆̈ͩ͆̾ͫ͋͗̇̌ͥ̐ͦͤ̓̀ͣ̀̚͟Ṳ̧̗̞͓͚̦̰̝̼͈̯ͤ͛̄ͮ͢'̸̧̛͖̦̦͂ͩ͗͋ͤ̂ͣͣ̅̚̕͝Ļ̢̑̐̆ͭ̀ͦ̏̅͊҉̛̺̪̝̻̠̺̼͖̘̺L̴̨̞̰̯̜͈̫̩͕͚͍̗̳̙͕̖͓͇ͬͬ̍̈́̾͆̐̆ͨ̓̉͗̂ͮ̇̍̋́͘͠ͅ ̴̱͔̥̼̖̹͙̩̟̪̣͚̜̘̖̻̮̼̃̍̾̆̚͞F̊ͯ̓̌͆ͣ̍̀̈̈́̈͑̿҉̢҉̻̹̺͎̼̣̻̦̘̣͍͕͍͓̙̦̤Lͬ͛̀̎ͥ̋̑̎͌̈́̚҉̷̴̨҉̮̳̫̫͎͕̠O̴̢̞͔̼̘̻̼̜͕̹̭̓̑͒͛͋ͬͯ̀ͤ̆̂ͩ͐͂̏̚̕A̡̭̹̻̭̞̗͇͓̺̘̗̫̖̦̣̰͗͛̽͐ͮ̽͆ͧ̉̉̆͗̕͟T̵̠̺̥͉͇̻͍͖͔̮̜̩ͯ͗ͩͧͤ̉̎̑̎̃̒͊͌ͬ̍̕͞ͅ ̴̡͇̮͎̰̜͕͓͉̞̞̠̖͓̼̦̺͆̏ͨͫͭͭͮ͋̏̄́̒̽̀͑̇̓ͩ̚ͅT̷̢̛̰̖̘̬̩̘ͪ̈̍̿͊̈͑͂͒̐̉̂̃̚̚O̪͉̭͇̲̰͇͎͔̪̫ͪͧ̊̋̅ͦ͐̈̄͘͞O̽̉͂͌͑͂͏͔̘̼̻͉̣̹̠̟͓̹̝͚͟ͅ!̡̯̼̞͐̌̊̈́̍̐̔̀͗ͤ̀ͧ͗̔̏̐͑͜

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee”