New Blog: Avariciouss

Ok I just remembered I have drawn high school star before with teen Midd that i really just shared with midd-mod way back in July so i do not think i ever posted these??? No??? No.

~Issue #56~

Your go to biweekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-Daamn Djali, back at it again with the white van.

-NITW-ler seems to be getting in touch with his own humanity lately.

-A recent m!a really has Stone caught with her trousers down.

A Mod Is A Person No Matter What Blog

-Ambro has opened commissions!

-Desi’s opened a Valentines Day Special!

-More commissions? More commissions!!!! Neko has them opened as well!

-Need a drawing meme for February? Gotcha covered here!

The Brains In Their Heads

This issue we interviewed Stork-ler!

Q. How do you determine where to deliver children to?

A. Well the parents have to send me an application of course, this includes basic information, as well as references and pictures of their home and assets they have. It’s a very long and dedicated process, and usually takes about 3 months to complete before the baby arrives.

Q. Would you like to have kids of your own someday?

A. I.. actually do have a child! Rose is mine and Oncie’s daughter. Though I haven’t introduced here to you guys just yet, you can ask to meet her or anything about her! 

Q. How do the baby making machines make babies?

A. I input the parent’s DNA (whether it be hair, blood, or anything else), alter the data a bit to the parent’s needs, and the rest is run by magic essence supplied to me by a close friend! The machine itself is a large dome, and goggles are needed or else the light could cause blindness. It’s a dangerous job to make such fragile soft beings!

Q. What’s your favorite part of your job?

A. The delight on the parent’s face when they get their child, and getting to watch the kids in my adoption center grow up healthy and happy, away from the dangers of neglect and abuse they may otherwise have faced.

Q. Where did you come from? How’d you become Stork?

A. I was dropped off at an orphanage when I was a kid, and to say the least it was very…. um.. “hostile”… I was the one who took care of the younger kids when our guardians slacked off, and did so for many years.. until I swore that when I left I would make a paradise for the beaten, broken, and abandoned children of the world where they could grow up and have a chance. I dropped my birth name and picked up Stork, and it’s what I’ve gone by ever since. Looking back, if being hurt is what led to my life being how it is today, I wouldn’t change it.

Thinkings And Wonderings

Message us anytime if you’d like to set up an interview for you or one of your characters!

My boyfriend and I are running a multi-fandom Discord server, with the list of included fandoms always growing!

The server is pretty popular already as it started out as a Camp Camp server when the show was in it’s prime, but since the show went on hiatus the hype has died down, so we are keeping the name and adding more to it!

So if ya wanna chat with me and a bunch of other losers, now’s the chance!

What we got:

Several general chats

Fandom specific chats

Art and oc channels

Cosplay/irl pics 

Vent/discorse channels

Voice chats/gaming channels

Kin Chat*

NSFW chat*

*You must fit the criteria for access to these chats

And we are always open to channel suggestions

Rules -15+ to join, and 18+ for the NSFW server

-You must be comfortable saying your name/nickname, age, pronouns, any kins, and triggers

-No terfs, dd/lg, cgl, maps, anti kins, or bigotry/homophobia/transphobia

-You cannot be inactive for more than 3 weeks 

-What the mods say, goes

If you would like to join, you must fit the rule criteria

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That’s pretty much it, send a message to @danielsdescension for the link!

wow kids quit gettin in tussles yo mama gon hav2 wash those clothes u kno

Sooooo who here still ships swoncest in the year 2018? :,D

~Issue #55~

Your go to biweekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

- The conservative Lorax has a lot to say on making thneedville great again, he speaks for the alternative facts it seems.

-Is Dreamler in a sweet dream, or a beautiful nightmare? We just can’t be sure.

-NITW paid a visit to someone very important… and seemed to run into another v.i.p on the way back.

A Mod Is A Person No Matter What Blog

-Looking for an askblog art meme? Daniel’s got you covered!

-Fender’s opened commissions, be sure to go check out the listings post! 

The Brains In Their Heads

This issue we interviewed Cheapskateler!

Q.  Clothes sure are nice huh? A. They sure are! Clothing is one of the most important aspects of a professional appearance, after all. Take me for instance; I’ve made sure to repair them at any sign of wear or tear and might I say that is a very crucial skill. Why buy an entirely new suit when you can keep wearing one that’s just as good? Theres no need! You can be resourceful about it. Seriously though, a great outfit can make all the difference in public. Lets folks know you know exactly what you’re doing and you’re in the right place. 

Q.  If you actually had the money to buy something extremely expensive what would you buy? A. Nothing! If I had enough money to buy something THAT expensive I’d save it up for sure. I mean, what sort of thing could even cost that much money? A diamond encrusted house?

Q. How much do you cost? A. Can’t even put a price tag on me! I’m positive that I’m absolutely priceless and without compare. Definitely something that can’t even be bought. Something that takes years of hard work to achieve…you know what I mean?

Q. How’d you make your glasses? A. I made my glasses by hand! Haha! Jokes aside, I get what you mean but that’s a bit of a trade secret. I have people wanting to pay me for my handiwork so I’m not about to give away my methods! I hope you understand. By the way, my offers still open. If you want a fully customized pair of shades made by yours truly, contact me and we can arrange a price.

Q.  2xcombo; pet peeves? guilty pleasures? A. Pet peeves huh? Well….intruders, loiterers and any other sort of infestations are both more common than you think and, might I add; extreeeeeeeeemely irritating! It is just so hard to get rid of certain…things. Anyone or anything that waltzes in like they own the place? Just WHAT do they think they’re doing? This is private property! Can’t they READ? …er well, to be fair I don’t have any signs up… Maybe I should get some…but I doubt that would change anything!!! I mean he’s been here SO long I’ve almost gotten used to him—but! I’m not naming any names. Anyway! Anyhow…uh. Second part…guilty pleasures. Hm. Isn’t that a bit of an embarrassing question to ask? Haha…you know, I don’t really experience any guilt…so. I guess I’d have to say…looking over the money earned after a hard days work…ooh, and putting another teaspoon of sugar in my coffee. Sometimes I can’t help myself, you know? Oh! And I just remembered, I love cheese. Unfortunately it’s pretty expensive so I can’t have it very much. We’ve all got to make sacrifices for the sake of our work, sometimes…it’s just…*sigh*…too bad. I mean, if you had any spare cheese you weren’t interested in; maybe you got it in one of those fancy gift baskets, you could send it my way! 

Next issue we’ll be interviewing Stork-ler so send in those questions!

Sprouting Seedlings