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AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO BE WELL-FED AND WELL-RESTED

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

more than anything i want a world where a trans girl realizing she is a trans girl faces zero fear from that realization and subsequent coming out. Where she can say "Oh sweet, I can just be a girl? Sign me up!", no worrying if shes girl enough, no worrying if society will accept her, no worrying if she'll be an attractive girl as she transitions, no worrying at all in any way shape or form.

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

This is my favorite comic

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app