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Thinking about how KCD1 and 2 are both set in 1403 is always crazy to me. Because at the beginning of KCD 2, you have Henry telling Hans that he's behaving like a spoiled brat (which he is, absolutely).
But when you start KCD1, which, again, happened that same year, you have big baby Henry, who would whine to his Ma about being hungry, who also would run to his Ma when he had a booboo because some drunk beat him up, and who gets pocket money from his Pa to go woo his girl at the tavern.
And it breaks my heart to think about how fast Henry had to grow up after losing everything in Skalitz. He was so unprepared for everything that was thrown at him. The only things he had going for him to face his new reality were a braveness that verges on madness and maybe a certain way with people – Because he was Skalitz’s beloved boy. Beloved by his parents, obviously, but also by most of the villagers who all seemed fond of him. But then, after the raid, he didn't even have the support of those people anymore, because they were either dead or had lost everything.
After Skalitz, the remaining villagers needed him to find them jobs to survive. And the people at Rattay did eventually warm up to him, but it was a slow process. And for that to happen, he had to chase and kill bandits for them, or to steal things for them and join them in their shady business. Such a stark contrast to the favors people would ask from him back in Skalitz, like throwing dung at people's houses for shittalking the king.
But among everyone else who needed him for vital or grim reasons, there was Hans and his silly requests. Hans, who needed him to fetch wine and flowers, and to be his wingman to woo a girl. Hans, who wanted him to take part in a tourney and pretend to be his page to get his uncle off his back. Hans, who despite their rocky start and class divide, was one of the people who warmed up to him the quickest, and who essentially reminded Henry that the days when his actions didn't have to have life or death stakes and could be just mischievous fun weren't gone completely.
"A bad day is just a bad day and it doesn't mean that your whole life is fucked" That piece of wisdom from Hans in KCD2, it’s Hans who makes Henry realize that in KCD1, during the earliest and darkest days of his grief.
Fast forward to KCD2, it's now Hans who has to grow up too fast, when he's first brutally stripped of the privileges of his status, and then is thrown into a losing battle against Sigismund and his allies.
If KCD1 is Henry's coming of age story, KCD2 is Hans's. He goes from making Henry do his share of his work, to wishing he could be the one to save Henry for once(*). He also goes from thinking that hauling sacks is beneath him to volunteering to dig graves. And he learns to accept responsibility for what happened at the pond.
Up until KCD2, Hanush was always nearby to handle serious matters for Hans as his guardian. Delivering that message to Von Bergow is Hans's first time in a leading position.
He thinks he's ready, but almost immediately, he makes a mistake that gets his men killed, and puts him in a situation where people won't recognize his status because he doesn't look the part. That mistake almost gets him hanged, one of the lowliest deaths, even for a peasant. It reminds him of the precariousness of his status, which he has been taking for granted.
Then, when his status is acknowledged again, he realizes it makes him a bargaining chip more than anything. And he is a bargaining chip both to his enemies, who will capture him for a ransom, but also to his allies who, will marry him off without his input to reinforce their political standing.
And through all of this, the one person who stayed loyal to him was Henry. Henry did everything in his power to save him when no one else was on his side because they took him for a mere poacher. Then he found that while his allies mostly care about what they can gain or lose from him, Henry only cares about keeping him safe, and it's not because it's his duty, but because he cares about him, plain and simple.
In KCD1, Henry, who was used to a carefree life, suddenly has to take on responsibilities that are too heavy for him (or anybody, really). But Hans reminds him that his carefree days aren't completely gone.
In KCD2, Hans thinks that inheriting Rattay will open a smooth path to glory for him, but the following events quickly disillusion him about that. But he also finds that there is someone he can always rely on, and it's Henry, and it's not because he's a noble but because of his person.
They were each other's beacon in their darkest times. The way they complete each other, it's really no surprise that they fell in love along the way.
(*) Never mind that he did save Henry multiple times, but I think what he means is that he wishes he could take on some dangerous tasks so that Henry wouldn't be the one who has to risk his life all the time.

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Based on that short cutscene when you learn to read in KCD1, but I made it Hans/Henry
🐶 HENRY REFERENCE SHEET by @serevarin credit to Armads and other wonderful people from Luke Dale's Discord server who contributed screenshots to our community.
soooooo behold, hansry community! reference list for henry's head! enjoy! besides, here's my analysis of henry's facial features. it may be really helpful for artists painting in semi-realism or just wanting to learn his features! i also struggle with learning his facial structure SO YALL ARE NOT ALONE GUYS (i'm bad at creating tutorials lmaooo, hope my writing is readable haha. i'll soon create a similar thing for hans, so stay tuned)
🐦 HANS REFERENCE SHEET by @serevarin
credit to Armads and other wonderful people from Luke Dale's Discord server & Tumblr who contributed screenshots to our community!
enjoy! :~) i will soon release another version "henry VS hans face comparison"
is it just me or is it EXTREMELY HARD to draw his face?? his face is literally more difficult than Mona Lisa's?? it's so harrrrd to get him just right (but can we all just admit that he's henry's beautiful princess)
thats oomf (one of my feudal lords)

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So I was making some potions, and needed more Buck's blood (really helps in fights if you're struggling btw) and I couldn't help but notice that the base for it is...
it's...
It's OIL.
Devil's Den Postgame WIP 🍀
Couldn't stop thinking about the hidden book - and Hal's suggestion to take a look at Hans' arrow wound 🫠
Btw did you notice that there is a bucket with blood stained cloth next to the bed's foot? And AGAIN I dunno if this was added with the patch or not 👀✨
Hans helping Henry
KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE II (2025) -> Hans Romance + Details
KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE II (2025) -> Hans Romance + Details

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I just restarted KCD2 and now, with the knowledge of what will happen, something has picked my interest...
(and of course, it's about hansry again!)