Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural - The Demonic Goatmanโs Bridge - sentence starters
1.ย โHow can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?โย
2.ย โIโm fucking nervous, _____. I feel like Iโm gonna vomit.โย
3.ย โWelcome to ______. Weโre all assholes here. None of us believe in ghosts. Population: me.โย
4.ย โYou know what, ______, Iโm not trying to scare you, but Iโve got a bad feeling about this one.โย
5.ย โOh, _____. Youโve outdumbed yourself.โย
6.ย โDo you ever think _____ watches these videos and is disappointed in you?โย
7.ย โIf you donโt believe, then thereโs nothing for you to be afraid of, right? You can be as big a prick as you want. Iโll stand over here.โย
8.ย โYou want me off this bridge, youโre gonna have to kill me!โย
9.ย โTalking to the ______. Opening up a line of communication. ______ would be very disappointed.โย
10.ย โShut the fuck up. Iโm gonna murder you.โย
11.ย โI donโt even have my hand ready on my pistol.โย
12.ย โYou know, if you want me off your bridge, youโre gonna have to throw me off.โย
13.ย โWeโll be back, ______. This is, after all, our bridge now.โย
14.ย โNo, itโs not an effective technique. Itโs a way to get killed.โย
15.ย โWhen was the last time you walked into a dark wood?โย
16.ย โThis is so much scarier than hunting fuckinโ Sasquatch.โย
17.ย โGive me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. I would appreciate that.โย
18.ย โYouโre like one of those carwash blowy things thatโs out front just wigglinโ around.โย
19.ย โAnyone doing up to no good out here?โย
20.ย โThereโs something over there. I donโt know what it is, but the bushes are moving.โ
21.ย โWeโre here for the cult stuff? We saw the ad on Craigslist.โย
22.ย โThey wouldnโt be hiding in the bushes, would they?โย
23.ย โThis looks fun. This odd collection of branches. It looks like a witch lair or something.โย
24.ย โYou canโt be doing occult stuff like this. Itโs a week night.โย
25.ย โIโm just picturing being surrounded by cultists right now, and itโs freaking me the fuck out.โย
26.ย โOuija? Iโve done it before. Itโs a blast.โย ย ย
27.ย โIโm scared to use a Ouija board in the comfort of my own home. I never thought the first time I would ever use a Ouija board would be here.โย
28.ย โIโm about to die for the internet.โย
29.ย โYou put salt around us. Doesnโt that mean ______ canโt get to the Ouija board?โย
30.ย โIf you canโt spell your name then this bridge is officially mine.โย
31.ย โYouโre not going to say mean things to it on your way out?โย
32.ย โJust gloat a little bit. This is a win for you.โย
33.ย โAs we snuff these candles, so too do we snuff you from this mortal worldโฆ you fucking wimp.โย
34.ย โThereโs a small fraction of my mind that is definitely disappointed we never saw him/her/them/it, but Iโd be lying if I said I wasnโt relieved.โย ย