attempted cynosure

the ban is on the horizon; govt is like yeah um, it’s bad because it collects your data and communism, whilst throwned upon a veritable mountain of zuck bucks; only for users be like, we do not give two flying farts they can have our data and making memes bout movin’ before using insta or fb again and saying goodbye to their “chinese spy”/ spies saying goodbye to their “targets”

fast forward… to this morning senators finding the number one downloaded app is xiaohongshu or RED NOTE hehheheheh!!!

welcomed with open arms, being deemed ~tiktok refugees~, ceo made a welcome video; ⏰ users are now sharing apps to learn mandarin and apps to help translate and reminding each other left and right that we are GUESTS and to act like we’ve been somewhere before!!!

i can’t this is so freaking funny i’m so proud of em’

Do you like the rainbow? Do you like the idea of playing with berry Sims but hate berry Sims? Do you want to mess around with aspects of the game you’ve never used before? Boy, do I have the challenge for you!

Welcome to the Not So Berry Legacy Challenge, a ten generation legacy with a focus on bright colors and new experiences.

Basic Rules:

Each heir must represent the color of the generation (i.e. hair, makeup, clothing), but brightly colored skin is not necessary (these aren’t actually berry Sims, that’s the joke). Of course, this is optional but a big portion of the fun.

The colors of the spouses don’t matter as they aren’t part of the challenge. Unless otherwise stated you can do whatever you please with them.

Money cheats can be used, but not excessively. Suggestion: use freerealestate for your first home, but no cheats afterward.

You may live wherever you please unless something is specified in the rules of a generation.

Every generation is supposed to complete both the career and aspiration of the heir unless explicitly stated otherwise.

Keep the lifespan on normal.

If you play this challenge and want to share it with us, go ahead and post with #notsoberry so we can see!

My good friend @alwaysimming​ and I kind of created this challenge on accident, but I think it turned out pretty great. We wanted to make something that forced us to play with parts of the game we’ve never explored before. Hopefully you’ll have fun too. You can follow our gameplay on @mintiphresh​ and @lea-fey​ (pronounced “minty fresh” and “leafy”)!

*whistling starts*

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