Drinking A Tankard Full Of Oxygen

at the function and everybody is faking media literacy

Love it when someone says "Oh I have a passion for reading" and then I ask them what they read and they say fucking Verity or It Ends With Us. Fucking love that.

why is spotify like, giving me music i like? wtf?

Spotify acts like one's nonchalant crush where at any given moment it gives u a bit of attention, gets u hooked by making u think it cares and knows what u like, and then goes back to its bastardly ways of fucking ignoring u and dunking your ass in songs u fucking despise / have heard 87 times.

"Read between the lines" Sorry guys i'm not educated enough to raise my head and read something between my 4th and 5th lines of coke

god DAMN when did i even post yhis

i am just locked out

im actually a perfect person 💗💗 all that self degrading shit ive ever said is a lie im actually an angel on earth and have never done anything wrong THANK YOU!!

im faggotmaxxing

me except im balls deep in the closet

I hate being a good student in a class full of people who always misbehave

It seems terrible until you end up in a class with 3 students where everyone is quiet and boring and not quite academic. a full zoo is better than an abandoned one I think.

The thing is, they aren't academic either. There's no good side to this.

we're all frying eggs in the greasy pan of hell, my friend

I hate being a good student in a class full of people who always misbehave

It seems terrible until you end up in a class with 3 students where everyone is quiet and boring and not quite academic. a full zoo is better than an abandoned one I think.

every Mountain Dew drinker should be hung

#sorry

every mountain dew drinker IS hung iykwim

wishing I could freeze time so fanfic writers could write all of their slow-burn enemies to lovers and gay porn and fix-it fics and all of their WIPs and prompts without having to worry about life and other responsibilities

those flat escalator moving walkway things they have in airports effectively kill you and make a clone on the other side like the teleporter but in a gradual ship of theseus kind of way

op how fast are u traveling on those flat escalator walkways because this sounds pretty insane to me unless you're moving at the speed of light