M2-pixie

"i asked chatgpt" well i asked the girls in my phone, and they answered with love and wisdom and bias

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

Are you courting her with ancient texts of forbidden, eldritch knowledge? Are you actually even trying?

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

yeag

"it depends" is the most useful and versatile phrase in the world, except when it isn't, because you know, it depends

uhhh yeah can i start with the house salad?