listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

I’m not a religious man but I do pray every day that the Stranger Things and IT kids are being left the fuck alone by weird grown ups who think hyper fixating on children is normal if they’re actors

I don’t think companies will ask you about your favorite PS2 game lmao

they do actually and its how they determine your salary

do you guys wanna see the worst post i’ll ever make

The most tragic part of the twilight episode “time enough at last” is not that his glasses break at the end, it’s the fact that his fucking last name is Bemis

i’m balls deep in love