"Step one: find someone who is into you, or at least willing to tolerate you for an evening.
Step two: forget your phone at home. Nothing says I'm invested like actually making eye contact.
Step three: make them laugh or at least convince them your only joking about your criminal record.
Step four: order food you cant pronounce and pretend it's deliberate.
Step five: if the date's going well don't forget to seal the night with a goodnight harpoon"
-Evil
I think im going to take her advice.




















