I’m A Cute Huge Yacht

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

and good luck explaining things to your insurance provider!

youre pissing me off

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

People who are like “erm why would I take a 6 hour train when I can fly there in 45 minutes” are forgetting the mental toll of Being In An Airport which shortens your lifespan by 2 months each time

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec