Get Off My Blog Mom

im mister imposter im mister sus im mister vent crosser im mister amongus friends call me sus miser

whatever i touch starts to die in my clutch im too sus

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

1993-1997 Mazda 626

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?