drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character

the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.

Kermit’s subdued rebellion is what I aspire to achieve

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

do not 10k me stop that