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Handel: having the time of his life until his giant wig catches fire

Bach: attends, but busy working the whole time. Smiles grimly at how people use the word ‘fugue’ in puns.

Beethoven: doesn’t show up. He has better things to do.

Mozart: chattering merrily and drunkenly away, telling filthy jokes. He is the reason that the décor involves giant papier mâchée phalluses.

Haydn: generally quite enjoying himself, but having to do that teacher thing of trying not to feel awkward when seeing one’s students in public.

Schubert: the first one to get really smashed and pass out under a table. He has ‘Mushroom’ written in lipstick on his forehead.

Chopin: if he shows up at all, he just stands by himself and coughs

Liszt: will have had sex with everyone by the end of the night

Brahms: crying into his beer (and beard) about Clara

Schumann: blowing raspberries at Brahms while Clara isn’t watching

Rossini: drinking wine and throwing shade at Richard ‘Dick’ Wagner

Wagner: completely oblivious to Rossini, making the sort of offensive remarks that cause others to nod and smile nervously

Shostakovich: sometimes has a salty attitude, but everyone loves him

J. Strauss: gets everyone in the room to waltz with him until Mozart has them all drunkenly square dancing and he gives up

Stravinsky: it’s 2am, and he has everyone doing strange, occult, and utterly soused activities that nobody will remember in the morning

Lutyens: no one can tell if she thought this was a Hallowe’en costume party or if she just always dresses like this. holding court near the bar with a fruity drink casually in hand and telling increasingly unlikely stories about her time in the movies to a circle of enthralled onlookers

Boulez: throws a violent hissy fit at one point and has to be removed by security

Nadia Boulanger: [is security]

Tailleferre: came here with a bunch of friends who all promptly abandoned her to get smashed

Glass: repeats himself repeats himself repeats himself repeats himself repeats himself repeats himself repeats himself repeats himself

Mendelssohn: Enthusiastically tells all his buddies that J. S. Bach is here too and that he’s really excited to finally meet his hero but can’t muster the courage to talk to him in person so he just sketches Bach from afar

Berlioz: Tripping on psychedelic drugs while playing the guitar and whining that senpai wouldn’t notice him.

Rachmaninoff: just wants to go home. Save him

Vivaldi: is standing in the corner hyperventilating at the speed and intensity of a billion violin concertos

Psychedelic Mandala Inspired Illustrations by Lauren Swan

Australian artist Lauren Swan’s deep passion for the sea and its infinite deep blue beauty reigns high in every piece of art she creates. Deeply inspired by mandala designs, and their colorful quality and spiritual quality, Swan’s illustrations urge us to return to nature and appreciate its metaphysical profundity.

In addition to drawing enigmatic, psychedelic creatures, such as sea turtles, wolves, elephants and octopus, the artist applies kaleidoscopic, mandala inspired illustrations on hand-painted ukuleles, another symbol of the beach and ocean. She mimics “The Great Wave off Kanagawa” and the spectrum of nebulas on each wooden ukulele, thus given it a psychedelic sensibility. You can find her work in her Etsy shop.

This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”

Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.

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