I'm So Modest

ok so this week I’ve picked up the saxophone and I can confirm it’s Weird™ but it’s also fun? I actually enjoy playing the saxophone?

We Have Converted Another

More meat for the army

NOOOOOOOO

There are Five composers in Russia

The Mighty Handful


Romantic Nationalists

The vanguard of the new Russian music

Borodin, Balakirev

Mussorgsky, Rimsky-Korsakov

and Cui

BORODIN, BALAKIREV


BORODIN, BALAKIREV

MUSSORGSKY, RIMSKY-KORSAKOV, AND CUIIIIIII

NOT COURT COMPOSERS

NOT ELITES LIKE TCHAIKOVSKY


THEY WERE THE REAL DEAL


THEY HAD DIRT UNDER THEIR FINGERNAILS

AND CUI IS A CRITIC

A CRITIC WITH A SHARP

If

there

were

a

CONSERVATORYINHELLANDIFONEOFITSMOSTTALENTEDSTUDENTSWERETOCOMPOSEAPROGRAMMESYMPHONYBASEDONTHESTORYOFTHETENPLAGUESOFEGYPTANDIFHEWERETOCOMPOSEASYMPHOMYLIKERACHMANINOFFSTHENHEWOULDHAVEFULFILLEDHISTASKBRILLIANTLYANDWOULDDELIGHTTHEINHABITANTSOFHELL

OH,

DEAR,

SERGE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

HAPPY *hic* BAPPY

ooh damn they went there

HOW DARE THEY. TRUMPETS ARE BEAUTIFUL.

This was a request from the piccolos. I’m sorry.

Not reblogging because of the trumpet, reblogging becAUSE OF THE CANNON IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER

saxophones in classICAL MUSIC???!?

HOW. DARE. THEY. SAXOPHONES DO NOT BELONG. I BLAME @mauriceravel-official MAURIICCCEEEEEE

bad idea : playing your violin while being really drunk

Bad idea: playing your violin

Bad idea: buying a violin

Bad idea: violins

Bad idea: not taking up the piano

Bad idea: being a musician

Bad idea: being

Bad idea:

Bad:

:

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Satan likes jazz Saxophones are in jazz SAXOPHONES = SATAN WAKE UP AMERICA

Yeah but like trumpets are in jazz too

But Saxophones begin with an S. Know what else begins with an S? Satan. I rest my case.

Saxophones 123456789. 9 letters. 9÷3 is 3. There are 2 parts to the saxophone. 3×2 is 6. My jazz band consists of 3 types of saxophones. 6 6 6. 666= Satan’s number. Saxophones = satan

I think you’re on to something here. I support this.

@realdonaldtrumpet satans true name is lucifer @trumpet-jesus the number 666 actually has literally nothing to do with lucifer You’re barking up the wrong tree Some actual facts about lucifer: rebellious, cold, arrogant, stubborn, loveless, tempter, no wings, eternal pain in the ass I think we all know who this really is…

Lucifer, the morningstar, satan, I could go on and on but the fallen angel of hell has many more names. He was cast out of heaven to rule over the tortured souls of hell, much like the saxophones were cast out of orchestra to rule over jazz band…

SAXOPHONES=SATAN=DEATH

Oh. My. GAWD. THESE ARE LOVLEY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHOSTY!!! I LOVE YOU A LOT AND UR MUSIC IS HARDCORE ! p.s. im sending u 10,000 hugs

EYYYY HAPS BAPS SHOSTY SHOTS FOR SHOTSY EYYYYYYY DRINK DRINK DRUNK

i want the d(mitri shostakovich string quartet no.8 in c minor op.110)

if i had a time machine the first thing i’d do is meet shostakovich and just give him a hug

I'D GIVHIM SHOTS GETTIT SHOTS FOR SHOTSY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MANNY HAPPY RETURNS