I am no longer girlboss. I quit.

humans need a healthy dose of believing in benign bullshit. four leaf clovers. salt over the shoulder. if you don’t let it out in little ways it builds up inside of you where it rots until you join qanon.

hate when a motherfucker says he has dark humor and then it turns out he just means he knows racial slurs

what’s the mood for july?

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”