Penny Penny Penny yay

I feel like “every so often, I get the urge to drag someone into a cave and show them something unspeakable” is something that’s okay for a paleolithic cave art expert to say, but like, absolutely no one else

i should've posted more selfies over the year. i'm camera-shy! the last usable face pic of me out there is from 2013; if i posted another one now 13 years later i feel like some people would take issue with it. "this 30-something does not look the same as that 20-something. i don't understand? where is the twink"

Okay.

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

They were too afraid to draw him with a huge bulge barely being held back by his panties bc it would be too powerful and sexy they were scared. He shouldn’t be hairless either but I’m getting greedy. And where’s the belly button ring?

Or, Could it just be that his tuck game is on point?

Ohh my apologies this is a queen dedicated to her craft I see that now

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

person (non-practicing)

person (part-timer)

person (lie)

Cuntrapposto.

Cuntrapusso

I don't really pass and I'm not conventionally attractive so I regularly feel the gaze of people apparently disgusted by me not even rising to the level of freakish sex object in their eyes. It is a feeling your soul can never get rid of again, I think.

So THAT is how you pass as a woman! Ngl, chat, unsure if I can do that tho.