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22-11-2014

Hey all! My missus has just left me and I feel lonely so I thought I’d make some “Moots” on here because it’s been so popular with the kiddos lately!! My name is Lyle Brixton and I work at the Gregg’s on Piccadilly Circus! Sharon’s gone…but you tumblrinas can save me!!! I like cars (I drive a Fiat 500!!!) and yo hablo espanol haha. My favourite program is The Office…Jim is so #relatable! My birthday is the 1st of April and I wanna make some friends before I hit the big 50 so please follow!!! Please!!!

#tumblr #the office #lyle #pleaselikeme #divorced #readyforlovemaking

#me #the office #soccer saturday yolo #hi everybody!!!

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making a creature on my lunch break I’ll keep y’all updated :p

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UPDATE HES CROWNING HES CROWNING

#Kirby #kirbyyyy

making a creature on my lunch break I’ll keep y’all updated :p

#Kirby #nanoblock #divorce #9 may #I’m slutting out uh huh

not a face reveal but this is kind of what I look like

#cheep cheep #kfc #29th April 2015 #Kentucky fried cock #wait what #how do I tdelete #oh dear #oh me oh my

finally got my delicious starbies after a long day of work, plz close my bank account that money is going nowhere useful. anyways, i'm off to start watching hannibal. bye bye!!

#hipster #2015 #artsy photography #financial destitution #aesthetic pics #epic

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Summertime yeah!! Ignore my skinny twinky legs it’s in my genetics

#photography #aesthetic #summer photo #hipster #am I a hip boy?#oh no #I just wanna be famousssss #24/03/15 #2015 is gonna be my year

fish-for-vegetarians

free floor food

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YUMMMM

#mmmmm

AAAAAAA omg I loveeeeee the aesthetic in hereee!

I neeeed to become a coffeee critic on this blog because this place gives me serious kawaii vibes!! I feel like I’m in new girl or something lel

#divorce #22 november 2014 #me #coffee time #i like older men #and coffee #what’s a bottom?#new girl

I wish I could be like the little magical girls that I see on the telly: Sailor Moon has her whole life sorted. Anybody got any recs for other cutie patooties of programs? I’m in the deepest pits of depression right now and need some softness.

#programs #cartoons #anime #depression #I am a living pipebomb #grr #but also I’m such a wet blanket #what’s wrong with me #Kirby

My little niece drew me (idk why my eyes are that big im not high i swearrrrr tumblrinas)

#say no to drugs #down with dope up with hope #divorce #hatsune miku #wet cunny

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17/02/2015

attempting to bond w coworkers!! It’s really fun, Sharon got me the little game boy two Christmases ago…wow. How sweet. I need kesha shot into my veins.

#nintendo 3ds #17 February 2015 #Sharon #I also like miku #mmmmmmmmiiku #I heard a man married miku recently #I wonder if her other little cartoon friends are taken…#mayhaps I should watch some sort of anime #it could be funsies #anime?

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OMGGGGG SO SWAGGG

#swag #swaggg #swaaaagggg #divorce #yolo #y2k #can’t catch me motherfuckers #do the Harlem shake #wifey

20/01/2015

I thought new year would mean new me…no, still the same old chubby useless Lyle who can’t keep a girlfriend. Sadge…

#epic memes

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED?!?!!???!!??

#everything I see reminds me of Sharon…#wait #hmmmm #SHARON ILLUMINATI!?!!!#😢#so betrayed #modern art #divorce #looking for love #10/01/2015 #bill cipher #trending #love me tumblr #I’m so lost #I’m flagging #whyyyyyyyy

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#2015 tumblr #tumblrina #I’m so ready for 2015 #hopefully I get un-divorced #2015 Lyle will be unstoppable #2015 me

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12/12/14

Hello again all! I don't know about you but I'm really starting to feel the Christmas spirit. Santa is really starting to swell up inside of me, it's making me all warm and giddy!

All my shopping is done (thank you the-Friday-before-Black-Friday,) and I'm sitting down to watch a film (guess which one in the comments ;0 )with my doggo and a plate of wee buns. This is the third batch of buns I've made this week, I keep buying those little boxed kits made for children, you know the ones. The ones that come with little wafer paper cake toppers of Elsa. I have to say, it's much cheaper than buying all that flour and eggs and other thing amabobs that are never going to be used up. The only thing that could make this better is to have a little one to share them with. I can just imagine their little buttery fingers and the grin on their face as I pipe the little cupcakes. That ship sailed long ago...oh well! I have my doggo (creatively named Doggo lol) and my cakes and I'm all set! # livingitup

#Elsa is suchhh a diva #christmas #Christmas divorce #festive divorce #omg I just choked on a bun #disney #22 november 2014

HELP I LEFT THE BABY IN THE CAR

#PARENTING ADVICE #BABY IN CAR #HORROR #TERROR #OH DEAR #IM THE WORST UNCLE EVER #HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCKS #HELP ME #AAAAAA #11/12/2014

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