Partial Credit.

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

do u mind if I practice my cruelty here. ok thanks

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

going to the choices made in anger market. what do you guys want

[suddenly very embarrassed about walking on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting] [realizing i know nothing about the soft animal of my body] um . does anyone know how to live a life not spent on their knees. asking for a friend.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

Always remember something that scares you and be very scared

mike’s hard past couple of months