Men do not fear swords they fear monsters.

“They hate us because they ain’t us!”

“ You know what’s more destructive than a nuclear bomb?… words.”

“ Holy fuckamole. Is that real?” 

“ Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain’t! “

“This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you’re just… Boromir!” 

“ I don’t know who the FUCK that is!”

 “ ‘I don’t know who Boromir is’, that’s such a Boromir thing to say!” 

“ Let’s just say I’m going to give him/her a little something extra with my hand.”

“ S/He’s motherfucking peanut butter and jealous! 

“ You’re hairy! You’re so hairy like a bear! Your nipples are so pink! “

“  Maybe 'the media’ is manipulating you! “

“That bitch is as blind as a bat! “

“ I have no comment on Margaritas.”

“ Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.”

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.

Your muse grips my muse’s hips.

My muse grips your muse’s hips.

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.

My muses pushes your to their knees.

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours.

Your muse roughly kisses mine.

My muse roughly kisses yours.

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.