On stranger tides

                                                           × add names and change pronouns as necessary !

❝ fight it off? you must have me confused with someone who’s brave. i got the hell out of there. ❞ 

❝ and when he passes by, shoot him square in the back and watch him die. just like john wayne would have done. ❞ 

❝ and you’re the only one that can see it. just like signs of ____ ’s heterosexuality. ❞ 

❝ of course it’s a bad neighborhood. we’re evil-doers. we’re what makes the neighborhood bad. ❞

❝ hey, _____ , shut the fuck up! ❞ 

❝ are you sure cola means evil? ❞

❝ shut up, you ruined my life. ❞ 

❝ my butt is very big. and i like to rub my butt. and i like to sniff my own butt and kiss my own butt. ❞ 

❝ is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here? ❞ 

❝ women and children last! ❞ 

❝ i wonder if a ghost can have an aneurysm. ❞

❝ ok, new rule. we start rotating knockouts. next time, it’s your turn. ❞ 

❝ hey everyone! i am a purple jerk, and i love to drink motor oil. ❞ 

❝ ah, my life, fuck off! ❞ 

❝ you’re just so dumb you lagged a few seconds behind us. by the time your brain figures out what it’s heard, it feels like it’s already happened. ❞

❝ how the hell would you know? you were running straight backwards. ❞ 

❝ anyone who trips is a hero. i’m pretty sure that makes ___ god. ❞ 

❝ the last time i saw him, he was halfway up your ass. ❞ 

❝ i’m ____ . that’s bitch-pants mccrabby. ❞   

❝ the great destroyer has arrived. the end is near. ❞ 

❝ i didn’t really get a good look at it. ____ ’s big thing. ❞ 

❝ oh, come on, that wasn’t a real judge! that was ____ wearing a powdered wig! ❞ 

❝ ah, drat. ❞ 

❝ you know, if that word’s too hard to pronounce, you can just call yourself bait. ❞ 

❝ in scientific terms, he’s developed cranial insanitosis. basically, he’s gone bonkers. ❞ 

❝ wait, wait, i wanna show you guys a bunny hop i’m working on! ❞ 

❝ yeah, stealing and killing are a huge rush. ❞ 

❝ i know my name! you can ask me if you forget. ❞ 

❝ my beautiful robot army, destroyed. ❞ 

❝ i’m just trying to punch up the storyline. ❞ 

❝ i think the important thing is that i am trying. ❞ 

❝ that was the dream. how did it all go so wrong? how? ❞ 

❝ no ho ha haa how! ❞ 

❝ i guess that means i get the job, because i’m unopposed, which is the same way i got ‘most likely to be fabulous’ in high school. ❞ 

❝ yep. and then i ran over the guy that was chasing us. and a few other innocent pedestrians. ❞ 

❝ well, ____ , you’re kind of a long way from a hero. ❞ 

❝ if you’d backed up any further, you would’ve had to mail him the bullets. ❞ 

❝ you back for another beating? it must be ass kick o’clock. ❞ 

❝ ugh, that sounds like a lot of effort. can’t i just go back to being number three again? ❞ 

❝ if he keeps screaming like that, he’s gonna pass out and fall off that cliff. ❞ 

❝ now, if you’ll excuse me, i need to go dig a hole to live in. ❞ 

❝ what are you gonna do, shoot it with ghost bullets? ❞ 

❝ now i’m gonna go over to the chow hall and secure some oreos. i got a diet to keep up. ❞ 

‘stay for me.’

‘what’s this between us?’

‘i don’t want your apology.’

‘you know i have feelings for you.’

‘yeah, i remember the drill.’

‘you’ve never hurt me. ever.’

‘then leave her/him/them. at home.’

‘i don’t believe it.’

‘this is breaking my heart.’

‘you met me at a very strange time in my life.’

‘what keeps you up at night?’

‘i wish you were here.’

‘i let you down.’

‘something strange happened here.’

‘you’re not safe here.’

‘i wasn’t ready to say goodbye.’

‘we are not the same, and never will be.’

‘don’t touch me.’

‘is it my fault?’

‘i’m not like them.’

‘i forgot my name again.’

‘i don’t know who i am.’

‘your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.’

‘are you still alive?’

‘i don’t like being told what to do.’

‘am i making you uncomfortable?’

‘nobody cares if you don’t go to the party.’

‘it was supposed to be fun, and you ruined it.’

‘where the hell are my friends?’

“As you wish to tell me, I doubt I have any choice in the matter.”

“Good heavens. People.”

“Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?”

“Miserable he may be, poor he is not.”

“I have never seen so many pretty girls in all my life.”

“I doubt we shall ever speak again.”

“People do not die from colds.”

“Good Lord, did you walk here?”

“She looked positively medieval.”

“You write uncommonly fast.”

“We could always laugh at him.”

“My good opinion once lost is lost forever.”

“What excellent boiled potatoes.”

“You already owe me a fortune.”

“You can’t invite people to other people’s balls.”

“If he wishes to avoid seeing me, he must go. Not I.”

“Do you never think ill of anybody?”

“It would be most inconvenient as I have sworn to loath him for all eternity.”

“What interesting relatives you have.”

“Clearly, my family are having a competition to see who can expose themselves to the most ridicule.”

“I think she likes him very much.”

“We are all fools in love.”

“You could not make me happy and I am convinced that I am the last person in the world to make you happy.”

“Headstrong, foolish child.”

“You cannot make me.”

“Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry him/her and I will never see you again if you do.”

“Not all of us can afford to be romantic.”

“Don’t judge me, don’t you dare judge me.”

“I love you. Most ardently.”

“So this is your opinion of me, thank you for explaining so fully.”

“I’m quite over him.”

“She’ll be fixed forever as the silliest and most determined flirt who ever made her family ridiculous.”

“My brother gave it to me, he shouldn’t have.”

“Quiet well is not very well.”

“I think it is too late.”

“First, I must tell you I’ve been the must inmitigated and comprehensive ass.”

“Can you die of happiness?”

“You have insulted me in every possible way and can now have nothing further to say.”

“For once in your life, leave me alone!”

“Surely you must know it was all for you.”

“I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”

“Your hands are cold.”

“I was entirely wrong about him/her.”

"You really do love him/her, don’t you?”

“We’re both so stubborn.”

“Does this hurt?”

“Tell me what I want to know and I’ll stop hurting you.”

“With that blindfold on, you’ll never know what’s coming.”

“Please stop!”

“Please stop stretching out my limbs with ropes like that!  It hurts!”

“I’m not going to tell you anything!”

“There’s no way out of this alive, so you might as well tell me what you know so I can end the pain.”

“If you beg, I might stop, although that’s a big might.”

“You know, with your hands tied above your head like that, I can reach all parts of your body.”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me to stop, I’d be rich.”

“Please stop the interrogation.”

“I can’t walk while I’m all tied up like this.”

“By the time they find your body, you’ll unidentifiable.”

“Look at how much blood that got out of you.”

“Please, somebody help me!”

“Please no more!”

“Fuck you!”

“How do you feel about elecriticy?”

“Please untie me!”

“Fuck off!”

“Please stop using that whip.”

“If you don’t talk, I’m going to tie you up and leave you in the freezer.”

“That hurts!”

“I’m not going to kill you, although by the time we are done you’ll wish I had.”

“How many of your organs do you think I can remove from your body before you die?”

“Please, stop!  I’ll do anything!”

“Shut up or I’ll wrap your intestines around your throat like a scarf.”

“Look at this new toy I got for us to play with.”

“You know what I love more than screaming?  The sound of someone trying to scream while being choked.”

“Please untie me!  It hurts to be hanging from my wrists tied above my head like this.”

“The restraints are starting to hurt my wrists.”

“I hope you don’t need your thumbs, because I might have to cut them off.”

“Wake up, I can’t have you passing out on me.”

“You are insane!”

“Shut the fuck up!!”

“Aren’t we having fun?”

“Have you come to torture me again?”

“Tell me, how does this feel?”

“Please, don’t just leave me here alone.”

“I hate you!”

@district-one-beauty

She felt Finnick come closer and she couldn’t help but buckle a little. Normally Cashmere had so much confidence but when she was around him, it all disappeared.

“Assist, huh? The great Finnick Odair is a giver?” They had known each other for years. Cashmere smirked as she got even closer, their bodies touching.

“Are you admitting you’ve been lusting after me?”

‘ Under the right circumstance.’ he replied coyly. He enjoyed controlled banter it kept things fresh and mostly kept him entertained. He never broke their gaze, as a coy smile emerged on his sharp features. Their apparent closeness etched his breathing. 

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

at a party

“I love the decorations.”

“There are so many sexy kitties in here.”

“Am I the only one in costume?”

“I’m not sure if this room is full of strangers or if I just can’t recognize anyone because of the costumes.”

“Do I hear ‘Monster Mash’ playing?”

“Come on, let’s dance. Even the skeletons are doing it.”

“Did someone spike the punch?”

“I hate costume parties…”

at a haunted house

“This stuff’s for babies.”

“AAAAAHHHHH!”

“Hey, can we…go home? Not that I’m scared.”

“BOO!”

“Wait, are you actually scared?”

“FuCK NO–”

“That makeup is so realistic.”

“I paid $40 so I better die.”

alone

“You should hang out with me later. I’m gonna marathon a bunch of movies.”

“[text] Hey, it’s me. I heard banging noises and I’m terrified. Please save me.”

“Halloween?? With friends?? What friends?”

“[text] I just heard some weird noises. [text] No I’m being serious. [text] I need you ri”

“I’m probably just going to stay up all night so the ghosts don’t kill me.”

“I’ll just be chilling with the monsters under my bed.”

“Maybe I’ll summon a demon so I have someone to hang out with.”

“Do ghosts like Netflix?”

with kids

“Don’t eat all your candy at once!”

“Aw~ I love your costume.”

“And who are you?”

“Look, man. You can’t give toothbrushes to kids on Halloween.”

“Trick or treat!”

“Let me check those before you eat them.”

“UGH, why am I stuck with a bunch of babies?”

“I wish it was socially acceptable for me to trick or treat on my own, but it’s not, so.”

with friends

“We should egg his/her/their house.”

“Help me with my costume!”

“TIME TO GET SPOOKY.”

“Are you just going to wear a T-shirt that says ‘costume’ on it?”

“Should we be drinking this much?”

“The ouija board says you’re a little shit.”

“Let’s tell ghost stories.”

“Time to join the skeleton war, bitches.”

as a flirt

“You look so hot in that.”

“After being freaks, are we gonna get freaky?”

“[jumps into __’s arms out of fear]”

“Your outfit is scary…take it off.”

“I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”

“If I was in a scary movie, I’d want to be trapped with you.”

“You–uh–spooked…my heart.”

“I’d let you haunt me all night long.”

misc.

“Let’s carve a pumpkin!”

“I’d be a witch in another life.”

“I wonder if I still have that ouija board…”

“Do you believe in ghosts?”

“What costume are you wearing?”

“Let’s pull a prank.”

“I hate Halloween.”

Everyday

“Senioritus hit me so hard…”

“Let’s skip. We don’t need this class anyway.”

“What the fuck have I been doing for the past four years?”

“Crack open your SAT book. We’re studying right now.”

“I wish my score was just a little higher…”

“What prank are we going to pull?”

“You don’t get it. I HAVE to be valedictorian.”

“I went from A’s to D’s. And so did my grades.”

“I’m about to punch this teacher in the face. Like, I’M LEAVING, BITCH!”

“I could do this assignment…or we could go get lunch.”

“The SAT is torture.”

“I haven’t felt this alive since the beginning of Freshman year.”

“See, the thing is…this is my last fuck. I really don’t want to waste it.”

“Can someone PLEASE get that Freshman away from me?”

“Look at all these younglings…so innocent…they have no idea what’s coming to them.”

“I’m the OLDEST person in this school.”

“Let me copy off of you.” / “You’ve been copying off of me for four years, I don’t see the point in stopping now.”

“Are we getting matching sweatshirts?”

Applications

“I can’t believe I just got rejected…” 

“I would literally sell my soul to get into this school.”

“Can you read my application again?”

“I just got the envelope…can you open it for me?”

“My status will be online in four hours. So I’ll be here for the next four hours.”

“You really think you have a chance?”

“I don’t really care if I get in or not.”

“There’s no way I’ll be accepted…”

“I have an interview tomorrow and I’m so nervous.”

“If you don’t get in, then I have no chance.”

“This personal essay is killing me.” / “Your essay sucks.”

“Maybe college isn’t for me.”

“I GOT IN!!!! I!! GOT!! IN!!!!”

Prom

“Who are you taking?”

“Will you go to prom with me?”

“I don’t know what to do for my promposal…”

“Let’s go dress/suit shopping together!”

“Does this corsage match?”

“I feel like we should be that group that takes a limo.”

“There’s NO way I’m wearing heels / a dress / a suit.”

“Ah, a bunch of teenagers grinding in a sweaty gymnasium. Glorious.”

“I love this song!” / “This music is trash.”

“Come on, dance with me.” / “I can’t dance!”

“You look great.” / “Woah, who dragged you through a dumpster?”

“We need to take a million pics. Right now.”

“Are you going to the afterparty?”

“My parents would never let me stay in a hotel room.”

“Let’s sneak away and make out.”

Graduation

“Goodbye, everyone. I’ll be seeing you all in therapy.” 

“Are you going to decorate your cap?”

“I look so gross in this gown…”

“Are you crying?”

“Will you sign my yearbook?”

“I didn’t even start my speech…”

“What’s with the tears? We’re going to the same college!”

“I’m not going to miss you at all.” / “I might actually miss you.”

“We’re finally out!”

“It’s a miracle I never dropped out.”

“This is the last time we’ll be walking down these halls.”

as requested by anon. feel free to change pronouns or anything else ! part one: x

“I can’t see you anymore…my family doesn’t approve of you.”

“We’re like Romeo and Juliet.” / “Romeo and Juliet sucked.”

“Someone saw us last night…it’s all over town.”

“Would it really be so bad if we got caught? I want everyone to know that I’m in love with you.”

“My parents aren’t coming to our wedding.”

“I’d do anything to just be with you and not have to worry.”

“Sneaking around is kind of fun.”

“This–you and me–it was a long shot.”

“I know you’re just dating him/her/them for show, but I still hate seeing you two together.”

“Would one night out with me really be so bad?”

“I can’t do this anymore. Either we get together and let the world know, or…we break up.”

“Please don’t go–I’ll tell them soon, I promise.”

“You’re not the kind of person I thought you’d be…I like that.”

“What are you doing here?”

“Meet me out back with some champagne.”

“I’m not allowed to see you anymore…”

“I LOVE YOU! And I don’t care who hears me!”

“Maybe it will work out for us in another life.”

“You’ve turned my world upside down. And…it’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me.”

“I should have listened to what everyone was telling me…they knew I’d get hurt, and they were right.”

“Don’t you ever just want to take a risk?”

“I’m only dating you because it causes scandal.”

“Let’s get in the car and drive and only stop once we’re far, far away from here.”

“I wish I could run away with you. But I can’t.”

“I’m sorry for what they said about you, but I’m not like them. I love you.”

as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Angry

“Is that so?”

“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”

“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”

“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”

“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”

“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”

“Try and stop me.”

“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”

“Fuck you! Or me.”

Flirty

“I’m really flexible…”

“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”

“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”

“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”

“Is there any way I could repay you?”

“You have really pretty lips.”

“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”

“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”

“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”

“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”

Awkward

“..why are you staring at me?”

“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”

“So…how do I look?”

“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”

“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”

“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”

“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”

“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”

“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Heartbreaker

“I’m not the boyfriend/girlfriend/dating type.”

“Did you think that you could ‘fix’ me or something?”

“Sweetheart…you look just a little too naive to be with me.”

“I sleep with other people. This is what I do.”

“You’ll be back.”

“Love is just something they try to sell you on TV.”

“I’ll do anything…just give me another chance.”

“Hey there. *wink*”

“I didn’t want you to find out. I was going to fix this.”

“Please. I know I screwed everything up, but don’t go..”

“We were on a break!”

“I didn’t lie. There were just…some things I didn’t mention.”

“It’s over.”

“You were the first person I ever really loved.” / “I still love you.”

“Don’t go falling for me.”

“You knew exactly who I was when this started. I don’t see why you’re so surprised.”

“Of course I had to go and fuck everything up!”

“Don’t act like you’re so innocent! I’m not the only one who messed up.”

“I can’t be the kind of guy/girl/person you’re looking for.”

“What we did was fun, but…let’s not turn this into something else.”

Heartbroken

“I thought…maybe you were the one.”

“I never want to see you again.”

“Don’t worry about my heart…I can handle myself.”

“You promised me.”

“I can’t believe I never meant anything to you.”

“I was such an idiot…” / “I was so pathetic…”

“You keep saying love isn’t real…how would you know when you never gave it a real chance?”

“I can’t tell who you were trying to hurt: me or you.”

“Can we go back to the way things were?”

“You said you’d changed.”

“The sad thing is…I know I’ll come back to you.” / “Not this time.”

“I can’t believe I ever fell in love with you.”

“Why did I ever get tangled up with a girl/guy/person like you?”

“Come on..it can’t end like this.” / “After all we’ve been through…”

“Wow…and I actually thought we’d get married..what a joke.”

“I used to be okay. And then I met you.”

“Why did you have to put up so many walls?”

“I don’t think my heart can take this.”

“Just let me go.”

“please… just kiss me…”

“i really want to feel your hands on me”

“touch me.”

“kiss me.”

“hold me…”

“just a little longer”

“come closer”

“keep whispering”

“god you make me feel alive”

“i want your tongue all over me”

“put your hand on my thigh”

“i love the way your hand feels”

“you smell so good”

“i don’t want to let go”

“i don’t think i can let go”

“there’s something in the way you touch me”

“your breath leaves goosebumps on my skin”

“closer…”

“more, please…”

“your breath is so warm”

“your hands are so cold”