people go on and on about loving the idea of devotion to the point of consumption and how love will swallow you whole and turn you into something that is equally starved and also wholly satisfied. but when I, charles marc herve perceval leclerc,

BRUH i am so sorry but george posting on instagram with the caption “lucky in something” like a tongue in cheek, woe is me - man you suffered ONE mechanical failure. you have by far the most superpowered car on the track and to win this championship you have to beat a 12 year old who can’t keep the car on the track well enough not to get a track limits penalty in a SPRINT RACE IN MIAMI. god has been so goddamn kind to you, all the fucking up is truly on YOU. lando and oscar had an actual wdc fight in comparison to what’s going on rn. and in the background your evil TP is literally REWRITING THE RULES FOR MERC DOMINATION. “oh i’m so unlucky” SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

*holds your face in my hands* listen to me. Mercedes is a femme. Red Bull is a butch. Ferrari is a girl you met at a club and she smiled at you and tilted your head back and poured tequila down your throat and you let her because of course you would look at her of course you'd do anything to make her smile and she giggled when you had tequila dripping down your throat and she sort of looked like she could kill you but she also sort of looked like to draw mortal blood near her would break her heart but she also sort of looked like she would cry gold tears but then she turned around and walked into the crowd and you ended up sitting on the side of the road looking at your reflection in a puddle in the stormwater drain and you never saw her again. And mclaren is a twink.

every time an f1 race is on my dash is just like update on enemy #1. update on enemy #5. update on enemy #3. enemy #7 has eaten enemy #9. alex albon is having a Bad Day :(. update on enemy #2.

sky italia said he went to the medical centre after the race bc of "very strong" pain in his left hand and the back of his neck "at the height/level of the cervical vertebrae".. luckily no fractures but it was affecting him in the second restart

at least a wholesome podium at the end of this nightmare. i approve

genuinely sorry for mir but PECCOOOOO 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

that was so scary oh my god alex

every time something like this happens i feel like crying bc im reminded of how dangerous this is

just fucking cancel it already! this is insane