#like…..

imagine going to the vagina museum and. dan and phil are there.

it’s actually insane that maomao gave jinshi’s hairpin to shisui after stubbornly holding onto it for so long, and then shisui traded it for a vibrant green cicada. the color that maomao wears; a color she can’t even see. you’ve sentenced yourself to a fate you never wanted so i will trade away the token of that on your behalf. i will exchange it for something that represents both of us, entwined into one item, as equals, and get rid of this unwanted gift that turned you into a prize to be won. or something

does not fill me with confidence that the new marketing strategy appears to be ‘bike is a terminal condition and these guys HAVE it 🤪’ and then immediately changing the australian gp to death race 3000

i always find it funny when people complain about the attractive fit white male character getting mischaracterised or flattened by fandom and it’s like. damn bro had every possible advantage going for him and he still gets this :/ thats sooo rough :/ i hope he recovers :// in other news the women and poc in this show are absolutely coated in dust at this point from being swept aside so consistently and so thoroughly but sure let’s talk about him some more

there are many reasons i’m sad about the kenny and robby dynamic fizzling out not the least of which is the potential of shawbby bringing insane divorced parents trying to be cordial for their kids energy to the table. like imagine ur kenny and your big brother goes to juvie and can’t protect you anymore so he sets you up with some guy he knows, who kind of also becomes your big brother until you have a falling out with him, and then your real big brother gets out of juvie and you guys fight your pseudo-big brother and his friends and then afterwards your brother is like maybe you should actually listen to your pseudo-big brother, he just wants what’s best for you. and then you find out that they had an insane half-hate-half-respect-driven situationship while they were in juvie together and beat each others’ asses on the reg. and they like take you to pizza.