✧ Ad Astra Per Aspera ✧

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household