the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape

shane’s phone background hasn’t been changed in 15 years and its a screenshot of ilyas calvin klein shoot with the google search “ilya rozanov ck” visible at the top and its zoomed in just a little bit awkwardly towards his abs (and therefore also his crotch) and their teenage kids think its the most embarrassing thing in the world

Shane’s just standing there, panicked, trying to figure out the best way to break the news that the only reason he’s not wearing his wedding ring is because it really breaks his immersion in their roleplay that he’s a random slut Ilya’s picking up at the bar

please don't let that man's sacrifice go in vain. please don't let him die. if he dies, we all do.

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I have flat out refused to drink anything other than blood for three seasons of Interview With the Vampire. But Rolin Jones is adamant that the vampires drink regular drinks and eat regular food. And I've been like, this is so dumb, I don't understand why we do this.

little brother energy

I'm only a day late which means, by my standards, that I'm perfectly on time to wish them a happy anniversary! ❤️

sketch

Wardrobe: Pooja aka Poo

my jaw is on the floor

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