ayyyyyylmao

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

This is missing the best part - when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

peter parker better make it out of infinity war without A HAIR out of place or so help me the russos are gonna get it

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

Does anyone have that picture of Togepi eating a banana where it looks super pissed that’s one of my fave Pokemon screenshots

This is the best picture I love it

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

my kink is deleting self promos off posts before i reblog them

pug date

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal