lusma's world of slop

Your name is CHIRNI FROZUS. Ever since you were the smallest speck of a wriggler, you've had an insatiable desire to become THE STRONGEST TROLL. Your INTERESTS reflect this, as you love giving COLD AND CRUEL BEATINGS to any who oppose you. FROGS are also another thing you enjoy discussing with your pals. Those little critters are very amusing to you, especially when they're encased in ice. CRYOGENICALLY FREEZING them and staring at their frozen forms in awe is one of your favorite pastimes. They're also quite a rare species on this planet, so you're basically doing all those zoologists a favor. You prefer ICE CREAM as your daily meal, and save those crunchy parts caked in frost for dessert to your already well established frozen meal. Your blood color is of the INDIGO CASTE. Being surprisingly high on the HEMOSPECTRUM makes you feel lucky in that regard, despite no one really giving a shit. You get pretty invested in chatting with some of your online friends, using a fairly new chat client called TROLLIAN. You've never been great with technology, but you've managed. You never back down from boasting your IMMENSE POWER, It can get pretty IRRITATING AND DOWNRIGHT IDIOTIC on the receiving end of your messages, but you don't think it's all that much of foul play. Your trolltag is dominionIcewall and you speak in a way that (9) PROVES YOUR STRENGTH IS UNDEFIABLE, with a subtle hint of timid interjection. (9)

(yes this is touhou yes this is homestuck yes it's my fever dream combination of the century. there will be More...)

(0 sauce, 0 style, 7 billion worlds lost to the hero. universe is a shitfuck)

(found the .swf file and decided to edit it)