LurkingGoblin

‏نزعت الخطاف من فم احد القروش وعند مشاهدة القروش الاخرى لذلك صارت القروش تأتي لنفس المكان لنزع الخطاف من فمها علما ان هذه القروش لا تحب ان يلمسها احد.

“The guy got on the roof of his van with a crazy look in his eyes I’ve never seen before, as if in his universe there was only him and the Skywhale. He hurled the broomhandle like a harpoon, got it right through the eye.

“We all clapped and cheered, not like we hate the Skywhale or anything but it was just unbelievably cool.”

It then took several hours for security staff and onlookers to disentangle Ahab from the corpse of the Skywhale which had slowly but majestically fallen directly on top of him, like a heavenly blanket with massive breasts.

The sculpture, a hot air balloon depicting a whale as it may have evolved if it lived in the air rather than the sea, has had a mixed reception since it was first launched in 2013. Critics of the Skywhale cited its outlandish appearance, large breast-like appendages and ‘dumb, smug whale face’.

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Artist Patricia Piccinini, who designed the sculpture, has asked that charges not be pressed against Mr Ahab, claiming that she was “invigorated” to see the public engaging with the artwork on such a meaningful level and that she couldn’t ask for a “more fitting way for a big balloon that looks like a whale to complete its lifecycle in the public eye.”

Who gives weird, not-that helpful advice to everyone in the 99 and shouts “STREET SMARTS” at Jake and Amy every time he finds a clue that actually leads back to nothing tied to the case

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He gone

Bonus:

Harry Houdini, sobbing in frustration: “Oh my god. Oh my god. Arthur I’m not a goddamn wizard. Please stop.”

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “Why won’t you trust me, Harry? Am I not good enough to share in your wizard secrets?”

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “I was thinking the same thing. If you won’t face the facts and accept that you’re a magic wizard, I don’t think I can carry this relationship by myself knowing the truth about you.”

Doyle: I KNEW IT.

Yeah, sayounara doesn’t have that connotation.

The reason it became the way non-native Japanese speakers (mainly English due to the aforementioned direct translation) think a common way to say goodbye in Japan is due in part to the popularity of high-drama Japanese films and anime (think someone saying sayounara as they’re about to push the bad guy out of an airplane, or a final farewell from someone on their death bed). In reality, sayounara is the way you say goodbye in Japan when you aren’t going to or don’t want to ever see the other person ever again.