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The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[Image ID: Tweet from beef strokin off (@/ tavia_cw) reading: i'm simultaneously tired of this grandpa and aware thats too damn bad /End ID]

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

Common eider

Watching “The Fellowship of the Ring” for the first time. Yes, really. Gandalf’s tits are smaller than I was led to believe

i want to do a painting of a tiger taking a bath to put in a bathroom (bathroom-themed bathroom) and to this end i made a little maquette out of clay and i suspect this will scope creep into having both a painting and sculpture of a tiger or perhaps only a sculpture of a tiger. if i do both should they be displayed together or separately