I have no idea what I am doing

I NEED ONE

I cant believe this has so many notes! everyone EVERYONE i have ever talked to has never heard of Balto :/

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

Too sleepy to care

The Japanese dwarf flying squirrel may be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen with my own two eyeballs.

crunch crunch munch munch

THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

Cheetah’s best friend. (via ImACultHero)