spongebag me bob

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

Tiny falcon

This Botox commercial just used the phrase “moderate to severe lines” as if naturally occurring wrinkles are a medical issue that needs to be treated I fucking hate Botox so much it is literally physical and social poison

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe. He's drawn cradled in Shen Qingqiu's hand, another hand reaching out with a finger extended. Binghe holds onto the finger and says, "Sh-Shizun?" with a teary expression. /end ID]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will