20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

when a cartoon character raids a refrigerator and comes out with a big armful of generic food like a whole dangling chain of sausages and an oversized drumstick and entire cheese wheel like nobody in real life really keeps in the refrigerator anymore…that’s what I want. Give me that.

the usa today mania review is invalid because they say that “lyrics have never been fall out boy’s forte”

@usatoday pee your pants

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

this might be too woke for some of y’all, but the eric andre show and pop team epic are the exact same show

the only topic i am 100% a centrist about is cats vs dogs because they’re both good and theres no argument they both love you so dont fight

a boyfriend???? in this economy????

i feel the need to address the fact that we have no idea if percy jackson can change the temperature/phase of water like yeah he can control water but to what extent i must know