mamelukkikala was taken. this is funnier.

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

Poorly photoshopped memes will always be better than AI ones because they have soul & whimsy

Toinen mainio juttu suomitumpussa on se, että jos sulta lähtee joku postaus kiertämään niin saat nähdä niin monta nerokasta urlia. Täällä on niin paljon hauskoja nimiä että en muista kaikkia parhaita, mut semmonen joka on jääny mieleen vuosien takaa oli kullihomohiihtojeesus. Niinku? 5/5, pudotan mikin.

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

im never puppy bored when i slay with my puppy sword

Advisor where 2 find sexy hot single knights looking 4 prince. Advisor show me single knights in my area. Advisor plan a trip to nearest jousting. Advisor bring forth my sluttiest linen shirt

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look