Woodpecker

Fucking on my knees, hands clasped together pleadingly. Tell me you understand how contractions work. I have seen so many people spell y’all like ya’ll recently and it’s killing me. Apostrophe L L is how to contract will. You’re saying ya will. It wouldn’t even be pronounced y’all, I don’t think, it’d be like a weird accented version of yell since all isn’t a part of ya’ll at all. Y’all is an exception to how things are usually contracted in English sure but it’s very important that you understand that the vowels from you are dropped and smushed into all. Hence y apostrophe all. You all. Please tell me that this is understood. Like I can’t even blame typos at this point I’ve seen it everywhere.

Can’t even escape the Bats in unrelated fandoms. I was scrolling through ao3 for a something completely removed from comics and then a fic (NOT a crossover) was tagged with fucking. Implied/Referenced Arkham Asylum and no beta we die like Jason Todd. He’s not fucking here???????????

That one bad day riddler comic pisses me off so bad. Like genuinely, the story just asks well what if the riddler just ignored his internal logic and deserved to be killed. What if he just broke the rules of his own game. Do you not understand that that’s like bringing a gun to a knife fight? Of course he’ll fucking win, it’s not a competition at that point. But the whole point of riddler is that he wants to win the competition!! If it stops being one, then he can’t win!!! Is that a difficult concept to grasp???

Ghost in the machine but the ghost is you

People are so afraid of doing stuff badly. Write a way-too-casual email. Draw shitty fanart. Take a blurry, ugly photo. Have a bad take on a show. Write the worst fanfic you’ve ever read. Talk all stilted like. Smile at the wrong time. Be a little bit awkward. You’re not a bad person for doing any of that. People won’t hate you for it. If they do, that’s on them. You have to learn that eventually.