torple.

you fool… that IS god

parents that try to guilt trip their kids for feeding them and providing a roof over their heads are disgusting like that is ur responsibility as their parent, as someone that chose to raise them, that’s part of the damn job description and in no way do ur kids owe u for that, not even a single bit

cold water tastes so sexy

you’ve angered the gnomeo and juliet fandom for the last time

Oh my fucking god

ME

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

Technology always comes full circle.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

merchants

I am interested in their wares

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

chaotic neutral