SmackMyTUpk @smackmytup - Tumblr Blog

besties i can't do this anymore (hasn't done anything)

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.

jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.

wetchickenbreast

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

wetchickenbreast

this is surprisingly useful actually

arcaneavarice

stop wasting space and add another

wetchickenbreast

tres ibuprofenitos

cipheramnesia

¿En este economía?

anais-ninja-bitch

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

sickbrokenangel

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

lesbx

Funny how a little beef between drake and kendrick and suddenly it’s all anyone is talking about and so everyone has just forgotten that young thug is currently in possession of an ancient staff of unknown power

despair-the-zero

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

mandycore420

saw 2004 boom operator (speed ratliff) putting the met gala attendees to shame

tilthat

TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

yokelfelonking

Someone described the modern difference as such: Fear is knowing that a werewolf is hunting you. Terror is when you see it and it charges at you. Horror is realizing that your feet are stuck to the floor.

furbearingbrick

lust is

that-catholic-shinobi

I’d like to thank the brave sniper that stopped that final comment

ramonacatholic

memeclassheroes

vettelcore

live images of tumblr users booping

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

calware

sure what's the worst that could happen

sasukemexicano

@uranium

uranium

sanguivorouscorvid

duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

@end-area

Cookie clicker ass website

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

savviathan

Me booping random people on my dash I dont even know

tanadrin

i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

SmackMyTUpk